Since pretty much all of the movies in theaters right now either look like they suck or are so overhyped that I don’t even want to see them, I decided “Hey, why don’t I just review the posters?” There is not always a correlation between the quality of the poster and the quality of the movie, but this way, no money is involved!
No Country for Old Men: looks suspiciously like the poster for 2006′s crappy “horror” film Silent Hill.
College Road Trip: I’m not exactly the target audience for this picture, but the unbalanced look of it is really annoying me. I mean the middle is so busy and the bottom is solid red. Yes, that bothers me. It also looks like it’s from the 90′s.
In Bruges: Looks pretty cool, with the violent postcards and all. The only part that I don’t like is the goofy expression on Colin Farrell’s face
Most Likely to Have Been Made in Under 5 Minutes: The Bucket List. Painfully uninteresting.
Well, that’s all, and hopefully something better will be in theaters soon, or at least “Diary of the Dead” will come to my area.
